"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth


if you have to write “not trying to be racist” before something, its probably racist 

  • Fall Out Boy 2005: I got the sunset in my veins.
  • Fall Out Boy 2009: I shoot the sunshine into my veins. I can't remember the good old days.

26 simple one mug recipes that will transform your cooking.


my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years


Blog | Instagram | Soundcloud